The first step in toughening is a mental one. You must accept the inherent paradox of Cybertruck - it's pristine surfaces are there to be soiled - and then heed the hard-won wisdom of your iconoclastic forebearers and preserve that blessed conundrum through many an adventure with "stainless steel car shampoo" and "all important blending pads."
Now, fortified as you are mentally, you must turn your attention outward and ensure the base accommodation of your physical needs. Hydrate you must and even through uncertain terrain you will with this spill-proof coozie gimbal. Tile-adhesive for attachment to the marble dash not included.
Now to the true work of toughening the Cybertruck captain - that of outward projection. Belonging and acceptance in any group requires clear value and dispositional signaling which, in the case of truck ownership, is best related by Yosemite Sam. Outwardly brash but also quite conscientious.
If you still feel the need to underscore the masculinity of the whole enterprise skip the skid plates, custom bumper and winch, the diamond plate trim, etc. and just cut (ouch) to the chase.
Once the proper sparkle and accoutrement are in place it is time to politely troll your fossil-fuel 4x4 friends in the American Road Vernacular of bumper sticker-ese. Happy trails.
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