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Our Wise-Ass Commentary of the New Lexus Concept Video

The future looks fun

By Rain Noe - October 23, 2019

in Cars

(A photo gallery of Lexus' new, electric LF-30 concept is here.)

Part of my job is to post news of design concepts. And while I'll play ball and show you the video, I also can't help subconsciously captioning various scenes.

Here's Lexus' promo video of the LF 30:

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And some thoughts that occurred to me while watching it:

"Since I have to draw the brand's logo on the mirror every time we want to summon the car, I'm glad we didn't get a Subaru."

"We had to get rid of Puddles because he kept attacking the luggage drone."

"Jesus, Sharon--are you using Tinder right in front of me? That's so disrespectful."

"Here's my impression of every religious basketball player after they score the game-winning shot."

"I like the autonomous driving part…"

"…until the conversation gets dull. Then I grab the wheel and pretend to be concentrating on the road."

"Best thing about the future: Zero traffic, even in the middle of the day in a bustling metropolis."

"There's also no pedestrians, thanks to that zombie apocalypse."

"Hey, that car in front of us has something stuck to the bumper. Should I alert them?" --"No, honey, I think that's part of the design."

"Here we are, at the Lexus Secret Escape. Out back there's an area where you can crush Mercedeses with a hydraulic press and push the crumpled forms into a ravine."

"Hey Gisele, I just thought of something…"

"…Why are there four of us, but only Dylan and Sharon got to bring a suitcase? Are you and I not allowed to stay overnight?"

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John Date

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Gosh, I wish you were really rich. Then we could have ordered a ‘copter to get us here in 10 minutes.

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Juan Cano

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You need to be able to take over the wheel when the zombie track you down in their electric VW minibus.

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Donald Jones

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Don't worry about cleaning dead bugs and road kill from those bilateral funnels on the front.

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