You know you're a success when they try to outlaw ya! Virginians may have to think twice about what they dangle from their truck's tow hitches as a bill has just been introduced into the state legislature that would prohibit the vehicular display of human genitalia replicas. Yes, Virginia, there may be no more Nutz, those expressive artifacts of personalization (Really, vanity plates are so 1994).

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Maybe the backlash is an annual thing (New Year's Resolution: lose weight, spend more time reading good books, get rid of those tasteless testicular accessories on trucks); they tried this in Maryland last year.