We already know K-Rash gets freaky in the sack, but he's onto a new tip now--dogs! Ahem, packaging for grooming products for sexy dogs, that is. Sexy Beast's signature fragrance is encased in an "iconic Karim Rashid bottle designed with an integrated seamless pump and a beautiful sensual soft touch finish." Who knew touching a silky smooth bottle and rubbing perfume all over a Corgi could get us so steamed up? Ooh la la. The fragrance keeps doggies smelling fresh, as opposed to "like dog," between trips to the groomer and is composed of a "unisex blend of bergamot and vanilla-infused musk combined with natural patchouli, mandarin and nutmeg oils." The best part is the directions:

Spray onto hands. Work into dog's coat. Hire bodyguard.

Seriously? Why? Because your dog smells so great that people want to steal it or because every dog on the street will come leering at yours for a humpfest? OK enough.

Sexy Beast comes in a 1.7 oz K-Rash-designed bottle for $50.00 and a 3.4 oz size for $65.00.

via unbeige