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Design Troll Musings #1: Introducing the Bed Tent

To sleep, perchance to ream

By Rain Noe - December 1, 2016

in Object Culture

Hey folks, world events got you down? Is laying in bed all day still not providing enough escapism? Well get ready to do some extreme cocooning, because now there's a product on the market that really lets you get away from it all. Introducing: The Bed Tent!

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That's right, for just $119 to $199, you can seal yourself inside beds of any size, from twin to king.

Advantages:

- Instantly gives your Tinder date second thoughts

- Renders the act of making the bed more difficult

- Impossible to see out of when sealed, making nighttime noises much scarier

- If you suddenly need to pee, poo or vomit in the middle of the night, locating and undoing the zippers in the dark provides a fun challenge

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As an added a bonus, a convenient included carrying pack lets you travel with it. Set it up in a hotel room, seal yourself inside it, and the maid can clean the room without you even needing to see each other!

The Bed Tent is currently running a 25% off promotion. What are you waiting for? Act now!

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Nate A

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i'm digging this troll style article. keep them coming

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Ryan Langan

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As a school project, my team had to design a bed for people with a disability, in our case - autism. Turns out that lack of outside stimuli was very helpful in getting autistic children to feel comfortable. Our design had more sound insulation, but wasn't so different. And for what it's worth, those who work nights might enjoy having an additional block from sunlight.

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Bobtato Smith

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I assume this is for youth hostellers to make it clear to their dorm-mates that, yes, they're definitely masturbating in there

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