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The Golf Cart Hovercraft

Room for you and three other masters of the universe

By Rain Noe - June 10, 2016

in Cars

The mainstreaming of golf has had a terrible effect on the ultra-wealthy. With the sport accessible to the masses, merely being on the course no longer signifies your status as an elite; from a distance no one can tell how much you paid for your clubs. What's needed is a visual indicator, preferably a functional one, that conveys your Illuminati membership to the others.

Help is here from Hammacher-Schlemmer and their Golf Cart Hovercraft:

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The four-person vehicle enables you to go where others can't, ignoring the paved path to cruise directly across the green without damaging the grass. You can traverse water hazards and sandtraps as easily as you skirt international banking laws. Best of all, the modus operandi of a hovercraft provides the powerful metaphor that you float above it all and do not need to walk the same earth that the rest of us do.

The 65-horsepower twin-cylinder engine is good for 45 miles per hour in a forward direction, and the vehicle has also been engineered to do 25 in reverse, should you need to quickly welsh on a bet.

Affordably-priced at just $58,000.

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Richard Thaddeus

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Martin Allen

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Music but no recorded sound through the video? Golfers like the sound of giant fans while taking a shot?

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  Apologies, there is sound at the very start, not convinced it sounds like that in the real world though.
  
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Juan Cano

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I wonder why they started with the constraints of integrating a golf cart seat and a golf cart roof; it's not like golf carts are pretty. I'll start saving for one.

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