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This Explosive Alarm Will Blow Bike Thieves Away

Maybe Literally?

By Kat Bauman - June 10, 2016

in Bikes | Crowdfunding

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Bike and motorcycle theft is a stinking, slinking and subtle affair, but inventor Yannick Read wants to blow it wide open. His extreme bike alarm, called the Bike Mine, would harness all the explosive noise and surprise of an actual explosion to arm your ride against interlopers.

How does it work? By strapping an actual explosive charge and detonation chamber to your bike. Does that sound dangerous? ...Yes, Virginia, it does sound dangerous. Does it sound like it could scare the brains out of a potential thief and alert me that my precious steed was moving unbidden? Also yes.

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To make this thing work you Velcro the chamber to part of your bike or motorcycle, place a charge in the chamber, and use a titanium lead to attach the spring-loaded hammer to a part that would revolve if moved. If this trigger does move, it releases the hammer, gracing you with a blinding and deafening 150 decibel explosion, not an easily-thieved bicycle.

If that doesn't say Death To Bike Thieves better than some stupid sticker, I'll eat my obnoxious messenger cap.

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The steel body of the unit contains the blast and makes it–ostensibly–safe and legal for personal use. Since a lot of theft takes place at night or in low visibility conditions, the sonic impact would be paired with pretty big visual surprise value (Holy shit, why is this bike on fire?) and potentially impaired sight. The overall impact of the alarm might not be enough to totally stop a dedicated or professional thief, but the noise would be enough to draw some attention even in jaded and noisy neighborhoods.

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The viability of this alarm as a successful deterrent depends enormously on where you leave your ride, and the likelihood that it could be triggered by something other than thievery. Motorcycles are fairly stationary once parked, but bikes are lightweight and can get squirrely if parked poorly.

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My own bike shed houses a herd of expensive but under-ridden bikes, and an alarm like this on the easiest to reach or hardest to replace would make a lot of sense. But if I lacked secure parking spaces or had to share my stable with other bumbling humans, like some kind of peasant, this would be less smart… Unless you think terrorizing honest people or testing your own cardiac strength are secondary benefits.

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It's no replacement for a good lock and good luck, but all in all this is a badass design, executed with fun and flair by the same guy who brought to us the Guinness Book-confirmed World's Loudest bike horn. Which is to say: screw the neighbors if you can made bike safety this awesome.

The Bike Mine Kickstarter campaign runs through June 24, 2016.

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steve roumel

8 years ago

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Quite possibly the stupidest idea to solve a bike theft problem. Or any problem. Yes, put a simulated bomb on a bike. Why not put a few pounds of C4, and blow up the entire block while you are at it.
Come on, is this really design????

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Kostas Syrtariotis

8 years ago

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Yeah, thieves shall be scared their living s**t out, but you'll get a neat NSA squad around your neck within seconds!

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Nout Hogesteeger

8 years ago

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Interesting idea but very poorly designed, it takes 1 person to bump into your bike accidentally and it will go off, moreover it is very easily disabled even by the laziest bike thief and finally you have to set it anew everytime you park your bike since you don't want the risk of it exploding mid-cycle. I could be a nice deterrent but it definitely needs a better design

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James Murphy

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If the loud explosion is accompanied by a cloud of tear gas, this device would be effective.

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Juan Cano

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Wow. I was thinking of how tricky is to set up a mouse trap for example; you almost always snap your fingers once.

I'd be afraid that while I was trying to set that hair trigger pin, I'd bump the bike, and then it would go off right in my ear. Like the idea, don't like how delicate it looks to setup.

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