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Rodenator blasts furry creatures of ground

By squirrelbait - September 11, 2006

in Object Culture

Just keep in mind that someone invented this and said- "Oh snap! I've got it!"

The Rodenator Pro, a.k.a. "The Boss of the Burrow," explodes the homes of moles, gophers, squirrels, prairie dogs and other small rodents to straight-up oblivion.

The Rodenator Pro is safe and environmentally friendly. The Rodenator Pro uses a controlled mixture of propane and oxygen that is injected into the rodents burrow. A built-in, self contained ignition system then ignites the mixture, creating an underground shockwave or concussion that instantly eliminates the rodent and collapses the tunnel system of most burrowing rodents species.

A mere $1,890 gets you on your way to a cute furry animal genocide in your very own yard or field. Unfortunately, the Rodenator is not available for sale in Colorado at this time.

via neatorama

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Paul warren

11 years ago

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Only good use of Rodenator Pro is to stick it up the arse of whoever invented it!
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barrett

18 years ago

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yeah, real cool. let's kill everything that actually belongs where it is, ok. dumb.
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Bruce Black

18 years ago

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I love the Rodenator!!!
I hear the Rodenator is going to be the star of a new reality show on the Fox Reality Channel in November. The name of the show is Corkscrewed, it will be awesome.
Bruce Black
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