Some of the best doses of creative inspiration come from the random phenomena that humans and nature create. This year we've seen a lot of strange things, a lot of beautiful things, a lot of clever things, and occasionally some that are all three. We'll leave you to decide which is which. Starting with…
All of the books in Karl Lagerfeld's library are sideways. Also, he lives in two houses that are side-by-side. No, listen to me, you need to read this. It is important.
This book-filled location stores their tomes vertically, which would irritate Karl Lagerfeld. But he cannot say anything, because even his Lagerfeldian breath is taken away by the sight of the Livraria Lello bookstore's gorgeous staircase.
The library is probably not as nice in the Vernon C. Bain Correctional Center, a 47,000-ton, five-story barge that serves as New York City's little-known floating jail.
In Normandy is another place that served as a prison. And a monastery, and a stronghold, and probably a hospital and a discotheque because the Mont Saint-Michel is more than a thousand years old. And every 18 years, it becomes completely surrounded by water because erosion and the tides don't give a f#@k.
If there were ants around the Mont Saint-Michel, they'd be fine during the flooding because they can do, well, this.
I know, it's kind of gross. But c'mon, give it up. Put your hands together.
Not an ant, but still need to cross a body of water? No problem. When the bridge to Mont Saint-Michel is out, you can still get there--all you have to do is hitch a ride with these Icelandic rescue maniacs who've learned to hydroplane across rivers!
Here's another castle, this one in Japan. Where there used to be, like, lots of ninjas prowling around. So some 17th-Century builders figured out how to build an audible anti-ninja alarm system called uguisubari. Take that, ninjas.
New York City has done a good job quelling their ninja problem, but that doesn't mean some people still don't like to live way up high, where ninjas have a long way to climb to. And maybe those people aspire to be western frontiersmen. So they build one of these.
Meanwhile, this group of people also built their living room way up high, but it's fairly minimal. Plenty of space to lounge but not so much furniture. That's because these nutters built it all out of rope and netting, and 40 stories up to boot.
Something decidedly less airy are these tiny model apartments, designed using convicts of Italy's maximum security Spoleto Prison as consultants. I suppose if you're going to get shanked, it's better it happen in a proper foyer.
This structure in Germany is a lot larger than those apartments above, because it's an ex-blimp-hangar. So once it went derelict, the only logical thing to do was to renovate it into a tropical island paradise.
Japan may be fresh out of ninjas, and perhaps waiters will be the next to go. If these killer automated restaurants catch on, you servers might as well learn how to flick throwing stars and hurl smoke bombs.
There are many design problems we as a society have yet to solve, and perhaps the most important is: How can we safely preserve all of the filthy rich people on this planet in the event of a major disaster? And not just preserve them, but keep them comfortable, well-fed and entertained? Have no fear--this company has designed some Armageddon-time shelters that will not only protect them from the bomb, they are the bomb. (Kids still use that phrase, right?)
It's not just rich people that we can store deep underground. When you go really deep, like 22 stories deep, you've got enough earth between outside disasters and the inside vaults that you can protect Elton John's original recordings, Bill Gates' photography collection, and hopefully a Panera Bread or two.
You know why they call it "sea" salt? Because no one would buy "pond salt." But in order to mass-produce the stuff, you've got to pump it into manmade ponds. On the plus side, the process creates a lot of weird, interesting colors.
Admit it: At some point you've been working the rotational molding machine and the engineer next to you just wouldn't shut up, and you had fantasies about covering his mouth and shoving him inside the machine and turning it on. Well, you can realize your fantasy, kind of, here.
Due to our diligent investigative reporting, this year we managed to uncover one of DARPA's best-kept secrets: They have been funneling funding into this most devious of superweapons.
You're welcome.
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