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They're Made Out Of Meat

By Allan Chochinov - May 5, 2006

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You probably know Terry Bisson's "They're made out of meat" short story (like you know the "I refuse to prove that I exist" from The HitchHikers' Guide, and the dead parrot from Monty Python), but here it is in live action. (Not into the 'Tube? Some transcript below.) [boingboing]

"They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"Meat. They're made out of meat."

"Meat?"

"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."

"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"

"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."

"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."

"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."

"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."

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lucy

18 years ago

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hey , it's great , not ridiculous , impossible is nothing , cool !
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jerry

18 years ago

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I should've taken the blue meat.
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