For those of you seeking a bespoke sweater the size of a thumb drive, look no further than the work of Althea Crome. Althea was a contributing artist for sweet knitwear in the stop-motion flick Coraline, which featured a couple of her glamorous and well-fitting sweaters. One glance through her adorable but incomprehensibly tiny line of work and it's clear why she was picked to be a high-profile puppet clothier. Her work with miniatures requires the already taxing skillset of a talented knitter and ramps up the difficulty to the point that she sometimes needs knitting needles near the width of a human hair.

If you feel like trying a hand at some weensie socks or elegant wrap, you can buy her knitting patterns here. Minute, maddening crafting not your bag? Perhaps arm knitting can catch your maxi-fancy. Check out this mostly uninformative video on what the Wall Street Journal thinks the kids are doing these days, then macroknit yourself some leg warmers the size of a hula hoop.