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Pizza Scissors, Anyone?

By Rain Noe - October 19, 2011

in Object Culture

Folks, these pizza scissors with integrated spatula are the product design version of a movie that's so bad, it's good:

Clever designed "Pizza Pro" combines kitchen shears with a wedge-shaped spatula so you can cut and serve perfect slices, one handed every single time, without losing toppings! These innovative pizza scissors feature sharp stainless-steel blades, a contoured soft grip that works for both left and right handed people and wont damage or scratch your pizza pans. Stop messing around with those goofy rolling pizza wheels and rocking blades, because this is the real hardcore pizza slicing solution!

Alas, the Pizza Pro got exactly one (mostly positive) review on Amazon before the item became unavailable, with the dreaded "We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock" disclaimer. [Ed Note: These pizza scissors might be an okay replacement.] If the manufacturer is reading this, I hope you guys didn't go belly-up. Make one of these for birthday cakes, please!

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Dan

13 years ago

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tooma, after the first slice is gone you only have one side left to cut on each subsequent slice, assuming you cut them in order and counterclockwise. If you like to eat your pizza clockwise I suppose you're SOL.
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dan

13 years ago

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i would only use a scissors to cut pizza if i were living out of my car.
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tooma

13 years ago

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I must be missing something, but how are you supposed to cut the other side of your slice with these?
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lyecdevf

13 years ago

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Lol, why would you need one for birthday cakes when you can use a knife. For pizza I understand because some times you can not cut into the pan that you have made it in since it can leave lines.
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