Now that Elon Musk has fired over half of Twitter's staff, Twitter HQ has a lot of seats with no asses to fill them. Thus the company has decided to sell, via online auction, their "surplus corporate office assets," which as it turns out, contains a lot of Eames chairs and other furniture sold by Design Within Reach. But there's also plenty of tech stuff and what looks like a gigantic commercial kitchen that they're emptying out.

There are multiple Eames LCW lounge chairs with an opening bid of $50:

This Jens Bench (OB $50):

A pair of Oak Risom Rocker Chairs (OB $50 for both):

It also looks like Twitter HQ had a hell of a corporate kitchen. They're selling multiple industrial-sized culinary monsters, like this Vulcan 62" Charbroiler and Chef Base Refrigerator (OB $25):

This 9-foot-long Perlick Back Bar Refrigerator (OB $25):

This Montague Legend 36" Heavy Duty 6-Burner Gas Range (OB $25):

Looking for some tech? They're selling dozens of Google 55" Jamboard Digital Whiteboard Displays (OB $50 each):

They're also selling dozens of Sharp Aquos 60" LED TVs mounted on Ergotron Neo-Flex VHD Mobile Bases (OB $50):

They're selling over 200 Humanscale M/Connect2 Monitor Arms (OB $25):

Seeking a functional conversation piece? How about this pair of Rock the Bike Fender Pro Recharge Station units (OB $25 for both):

If you're into memorabilia, they're selling their corporate logo in statue form (OB $25):

Or this @ Sculpture Planter (OB $25):

The online auction is available for viewing now, but bidding doesn't begin until January 17th, 2023.