If you'd like your child to grow into a full-time gamer, and what parent wouldn't, it's best to get them started early. A good step would be to buy them one of these "gaming beds" available in the UK.

Here's the actual product copy (except for one comment in brackets) for this Noah Gaming High Sleeper:

"Create the perfect gaming zone and sleep space for your kiddie with the Noah Gaming High Sleeper 2. With a large desk stretching the full length of the bed, it will be the perfect spot for homework [yeah right] or gaming! The raised shelf and open compartments are made with gaming in mind, monitors will fit perfectly on top while the consoles fit into the open compartments. If that wasn't enough this bed has colour changing LEDs and a wireless charger! Who says you can't have it all!"

You can also opt for these bluish or pinkish elements, which are perhaps something to do with gender identity.

If you prefer a visually darker, more enclosed option, this Trasman Podbed Gaming Highsleeper with Chair Bed might do the trick:

"This high sleeper bed is sure to be a cool addition to your youngster's room…. Beneath the bed, there is a built-in desk including LED strip lighting and is sure to be the perfect spot for some gaming. The raised shelf and open compartments are made with gaming in mind and monitors will fit perfectly on top while the consoles fit into the open compartments. What's more, with the addition of a sofa bed, they'll be able to play in comfort all day long!"

Although this design is more enclosed than the first one, the opening in the side is still large enough that you can periodically throw snack foods to your youngster from the doorway of the room. The lipped edge will keep crumbs and discarded Funions bags from spilling outwards.

It also features a small closet rod where you can hang aspirational "outside clothes," though we both know those are never getting worn.

In any case, if you raise them right, one day they'll grow into one of these ultimate gaming beds.