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Balenciaga's "Tool Bracelet"

…is a $659 hose clamp.

By Rain Noe - January 12, 2022

in Object Culture

In the market for some jewelry? Here's Balenciaga's Tool Bracelet:

Yep, it's a hose clamp. Just one that's made from brass with a silver finish. The list price is $950, but it's currently marked down to $659.

The images clearly show "Made in France," but the product copy on Balenciaga's site says it made in Italy. With that kind of markup over the BOM and designer's fees, you'd think they'd take the time to double-check the copy.

Ideas I'd pitch at the next product meeting:

- Platinum zip-ties

- Swarovski-crystal-encrusted 0-rings

- Gigantic nylon-insert lock nut bracelet

Any other ideas, please list them in the comments!

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steve hassler

2 years ago

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neck tourniquet?

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Sean Horita

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"Tool" is right. smh

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Nicholas LiCausi

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this feels very much like studiocult!
https://studiocult.co/products/diamondring-zip

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Zach W

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Chains are used to hold gates closed and worn by celebrities, just depends on what it's made of.

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Dave Cannon

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Diamond encrusted Butt End Connectors, finger trap style or single finger like a sleeve of sorts. Wearer's choice.

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