Finally, finally, they've made a pair of prosthetic balls for your desk. Why? Because you can't telecommute from your truck, and exposing your workspace to exposed pink lumps is great for de-stressing. Maybe you're exhausted by the creative industry grind, fed up with chaotic freelance juggling, or just stressed out by rampant structural sexism in the workplace. Get you a set of the ('impossibly limited edition') NiceBalls suction-stick cojones and with a few quick death grips you'll be feeling right as rain! At least you will if you can also afford healthcare.

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Stress relief balls have been around for decades, and this streamlined pink set updates them for an edgy modern audience who can't take enough vacation time. Hard to believe it's taken so long to give the simple self-soothing system the high design frat boy treatment. Literal stress relief balls! Wow!

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The witty creatives at Imaginarte suggest that NiceBalls are a groundbreaking opportunity to get an immediate escape from work and finally make it 'possible to be productive while touching your balls'. Boy, can I relate!

Is it a coincidence that all the models are female? Ha ha! Shouldn't be, since women in Spain are still making an average of 17.8% less than equally-credentialed men, and we're at ~20% less in the US. So yeah, squeezing a pendulous reminder of unequal treatment (from the genitalia to the boardroom) might be just the thing to take the edge off.