Photoshop enables you to make bad jokes like this, which is billed on Strategy Page's Military Jokes and Military Humor section as "The First and Second Amendment Combined" into a singular object.
I bet if you pretended this was real and put a photo of it on eBay, sadly, you'd start getting bids within minutes.
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Come on, this is very poignant humor, considering the Supreme Court finally codified this fundamental right to self preservation (and the right to the means to effect it) in Heller vs. The District of Columbia.
Supreme Court Justice Scalia takes us through a fascinating and scholarly trip through the meaning of 2A and the language of 2A as it was understood at the time. The Harvard Law Review even agrees here.
The time for twisting and spinning this fundamental right is finally ended. It is, and always has been, an individual right which pre-dates the Bill of Rights and the Constitution itself.
Read the decision, read the decision, read the decision.