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More beer than you can shake a stick at

By Rain Noe - June 13, 2008

in Object Culture

Clearly, what our society really needs is a faster way to drink beer. Many a night we've ordered a beer in a restaurant and lamented that they refused to bring us a funnel and hose.

Here to solve that problem is the Bierstick, a sort of hydraulic pump that holds two cans' worth of beer. Put your mouth on one end, press the other end against the wall and you're well on your way to cirrhosis of the liver.

The device is fairly cheap, about twenty bucks. And come September, 'round Gamma House way, there's going to be a huge contingent of freshman pledges who'll wish this damn thing was never invented.

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Bierstick

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The Bierstick doesn't actually force beer down the throat of the user. The user controls the outflow of the beer by how fast they push, so the beer only comes out as fast as they want to drink it.
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Scott

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OH MY GOD!!! My dreams have been answered!!
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Matt

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This a phenomenally bad idea. Forcing a bacterially activated, carbonated beverage into your throat like this is an great way to get some nasty infections in your sinuses.
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